February 2012
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Watchtheofficeopenings:
S5 E13 - Stress Relief
Lily to Shelley and Carlotta: Lily shook her head. "Shelley, those aren't the little things. Those are the big things. Those are the... quintessential James Potter things. The little things are like—how he fidgets because he can't sit still for more than a second, or how he sits in a desk like it's a cushioned chair, or holds his wand weirdly—with his index finger over the top, even though that seems like it wouldn't be enough support for a powerful spell. Or how—as anyone who has ever seen his notes can tell you—he spends ninety percent of the class time doodling in the margins. Or, y'know, that he hums a lot, but is probably completely tone deaf because he sounds awful. I mean, yes, he messes up his hair—but he does it so that he looks like he just stepped off a broomstick. And yeah, everyone knows about his smile and his laugh and all that rubbish, but the really funny thing is how he laughs at the most ridiculous, un-funny jokes. And with his friends... y'know, how he walks into a room and scans it to see who's around, like he's weighing his options... Or..." Lily stopped, noticing that both Carlotta and Shelley were staring at her. "I'm an observer of the human condition," she told them with dignity.
Carlotta to James: "You can't think—you mustn't believe that I didn't care about you. I did... I do. I've loved being with you—even the last week or so... it hasn't been grand, but I'd much rather have you than not. I like that you—you fidget all the time; you can't ever sit still. And that you—sit in your desk, like it's a big, cushioned chair... and that you doodle in the margins of your notes, and you hold your wand really strangely, and you can't sing, and... you laugh at things that aren't even funny." It was like winning. "I like everything about you, James—I'd never just... throw it away. Not on purpose."
ME: FUCK YOU CARLOTTA YOU DRAGON WHORE THOSE ARE LILY'S THINGS NOT YOURS STOP YOU BITCH LILY ACTUALLY LOVES HIM YOU DON'T CARE ABOUT ANYONE EXCEPT YOURSELF GO KISS A DEMENTOR YOU PUPPY KILLER
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carlottathedragonwhore:
It’s sad because the life and times is actually my life and times because I have no life or times unrelated to the life and times.
My sister came home and told me I made JV.
And I believed her.
Ohmygod.
And then I flipped a bitch.
And then she handed me the team apparel order form and I told her I’m obviously not swimming if I’m JV.
And she told me she was trolling me.
Ohmygod.
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HIMYM has been one of my favorite shows since eighth grade but this season is so stupid.
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confidentiality:
ahasaidcaitlin:
I think I’m dying.
I probably have one of those third world country sicknesses and soon I’m not going to be able to retain anymore water and shrivel up.
Or I just have really bad food poisoning.
maybe you ate too much mcdonalds
I’m pretty sure it was the girl scout cookies. Thinking about them makes me want to puke. Never eating them again. omg.
I think I’m dying.
I probably have one of those third world country sicknesses and soon I’m not going to be able to retain anymore water and shrivel up.
Or I just have really bad food poisoning.
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I feel nauseous. I can’t keep reading bio. I’m going to barf.
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what do you think? personally, i’d hope for the last one …
I think it will be:
Mary MacDonald did not [have a realization].
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Lily…
Everyone says that Carlotta only cares about...
rosemayprice:
She cares about Madam Keepdown.
I am laughing really really hard right now.
It’s bad when it’s 10 and I’m too lazy to check if I had homework.
bookstolivewith:
Dear followers,
I would apologize for the amount of TLAT spam, but the thing is… I’m just not sorry.
Love,
Me
“Why don’t you run along to your boyfriend and spend as much time as you can with...”
– Remus fucking Lupin [x] (via operationmancyisago)
